Thursday, 5 June 2014


Good day and good morning to you all, on what looks like is going to be a breathtakingly marvellous morn. In fact from what I understand the whole of Friday Eve is going to be pretty peachy!

Well thankfully, I don't seem to be blowing any more bulbs so far this morning, which is lovely. I must say that was more than a little disconcerting yesterday, it really freaked me out to be honest with you. I mean if I was going to suddenly going to be blessed with a weird supernatural power I can think of plenty that I would rather have! I don't think the ability to blow light bulbs is going to ever save anyone from a burning building.

Obviously being a bloke, invisibility does come very high on the wish list. (oh come on chaps we all know why!) But then, telekinesis would be in the top draw of cool, wouldn't it! I'm sure a lot of people would saying flying would be good, but to be honest, I think it would just make me panic, and I probably wouldn't be very good at. So I'd just end up flying in the style of a daddy-long-legs, while shouting "Wooah woooahhh!" a lot. Then I probably wouldn't be very good at landing either, and just end up hurting myself. So I'd probably give that one a miss as well if given the choice.

Actually thinking about it, I don't think I want any special powers. They all seem to have some kind of drawbacks to them. Flying: the fear of not being able to land properly and have any real control. Invisibility: The risk that you could stay invisible! I mean have you ever tried to fall asleep with your eyes open? If your eyelids were invisible, you wouldn't be able to sleep! Super Strength: Not knowing your own strength, and accidentally crushing something or someone! Telekinesis: You could accidentally move something you didn't mean to in a stressful situation and end up making things worse! Mind reading: This one is obvious! I mean who wants to REALLY know what those around us actually think of us. Yes Mindreading could make for a very lonely life indeed.

So I guess what I'm saying is, we're probably all the super we should be, just as we are.

Right, well I must get on, lot's to do and too little time to do them in.
This looks like a job for . . .

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