Stood before the Dragons

Good morning you little beauties! Friday Eve already you say! To coin a well know catch phrase, "I don't believe it!" (Said in my best Victor Meldrew voice) Honestly, if this week had been a mammal, (prepare yourselves fact fans) it would of been a cheetah. If it had been a fish, it would of been an Indo-Pacific Sailfish, and if it had been a bird it would of definitely been a peregrine falcon. It has certainly flown by at any rate. Just one small Friday Eve to get through, before the countless blessings of the Blessed Friday may begin.

Anyway, today I come before you like a trembling inventor in an abandoned attic, about to stand before the Dragons on Dragon Den. My invention? It's really very simple, (remember you saw it here first folks!) The DreamScape Pillow©. Yes this very comfortable ordinary looking pillow holds hidden technology. Underneath the brushed cotton case are an array of 12 electronic sensors that read the brain's activity overnight as you dream. The really clever part, it that it actually translates these electrical impulses back into the vivid pictures and sounds of your dreams, then stores them in a small hard drive in the centre of the downy soft pillow. Then, using a simple USB port, you can plug your DreamScape Pillow© into your computer or tablet, download your dreams and view them again and again at your leisure! This is ground breaking technology of course and won't be available until 2016, (probably!?) So don't expect to see the DreamScape Pillow© in stores this Christmas.

I thank you for your time.

*The DreamScape Pillow© brought to you by the mind that created The Blower© (pronounced like shower) for those times you need to get dry in a hurry, and The Cat Nav©, so you always exactly where you cat is, no matter where it is.*