"Monday! Come here, I want a quiet word with you."
don't quite know how to say this, and I don't want to hurt your
feelings, but I have to be honest with you. I know we do this every
week, week in and week out, no matter what. But the thing is, I'm really
just not in the mood for you today. Basically what I trying to say is,
as far as I'm concerned you can just go and do one!"
"To be honest, you turn up at this time every week unwanted and uninvited and just expect
me to do your bidding from first thing in the morning until my head
hits the pillow last thing at night, and I'm fed up with it!"
"Just recently, it's been like I'm just not quite ready for you to just
turn up. I mean, I've still got unfinished business with my weekend, and
yet every week you still turn up and expect me to just drop everything,
no matter what it is, and just entertain you and your demands!"
"Well not today, not anymore. I've had enough!"
"I don't want to come across as mean and ungrateful for your company or
anything. I know there have been times, when we've even had a good
laugh together. Don't blame yourself, it's not you, it me! I've changed
and I just think we ought to spend some time apart. Maybe just for a
month or two to see how things go?"
"The thing is, I've just
got the point where, just the sight of you gives me a feeling of dread,
and that can't be a good thing for either of us can it!? So I think it's
best in the long run if, starting from today, if fact right now, you
just make yourself scarce and just leave me alone. I really hope you
understand. It's not been easy for me to tell you to be honest, but it
needed to be said."
"Goodbye Monday. Do look after yourself. Let me show you to the door."